SpongeBob: I NOW realize that he's a GREAT BIG JERK!!! (Mr. Krabs: (to King Neptune) You see? A great boss! Krabs for ma-many years, and always thought he was a great boss. Krabs: SpongeBob, me boy! You've come just in time! Please, tell King Neptune all about me! SpongeBob: (belch) I'VE got somethin' ta say about Mr. He insists that he's not bald, just.thinning, and that the crown is a symbol of authority. When Neptune rhetorically asks Mindy why his crown is important, Mindy guesses it's to cover up his bald spot.Krabs announces who the new manager is- he looks a mix of surprised and horrified. A blink-and-you'll-miss-it example: look at Squidward's face just after Mr.

(Krabs whispers into his ear) I'm making a complete what of myself? (more whispering) The most embarrassing thing you've ever seen? (more whispering) And now it's worse because I'm repeating everything you say into the microphone? SpongeBob: Hold the phone, folks, I'm getting an important news flash from Mr. SpongeBob: YES! YEAH!!! (laughs, then shakes Squidward's hand) Oh, better luck next time, buddy! Whoo! Whoo-hoo-hoo! (rushes on stage) Yeah! All right! Whoo! (goes up to podium) People of Bikini Bottom, as the manager of. Krabs: Please welcome our new manager… (beat) Squidward Tentacles! Krabs: A name you all know, it starts with an S… The new manager is a loyal, hard-working employee. SpongeBob: Yay! Yeah! (howls) Yeah! Now we're talking! Yeah! (howls again before shushing Squidward) Krabs: Now, before we begin with the ribbon-cutting, I'd like to announce the name of our new manager. SpongeBob, in true form, randomly showing up in Squidward's shower, not only singing along to his little tune with him, but harmonizing as he scrubs Squidward's back.But instead of brushing his teeth, he brushes his eyes. Finally, he grabs a toothbrush and squeezes Toothy Toothpaste on it. SpongeBob notices this and turns his back as he makes a 'You didn't see anything' face to the audience. Then he wears his classic SquarePants, but as he looks at himself in the mirror, his pants open revealing his butt. First he takes a shower by eating the soap and putting water on himself, as he spits all the bubbles from the soap. 'You got a family, Phil?' (Phil is a blubbering mess) 'C'mon, Phil, stay with me! Let's hear about that family!'.When the customer took a bite, NO CHEEEEESE!! ( wails hysterically before getting dope slapped by SpongeBob) Krabs: It started out as a simple order: a Krabby Patty with cheese.

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